Commencement Speaker

Before I could delete a communiqué about commencement 2013, I saw that Dr. Philip B. [sic] Zimbardo would be the commencement speaker. The announcement noted among other accomplishments Professor Zimbardo's " ... groundbreaking research, The Stanford Prison Experiment."

I suppose the Stanford Prison Experiment could be called "groundbreaking."  I should prefer "heartbreaking," but why quibble?  To refresh your recollection of that experiment, please see 
http://www.prisonexp.org/ and/or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZwfNs1pqG0.

I'd like to host a list of the best responses to this announcement.  Please reply to this posting, anonymously if you wish, with your response(s).

For example, you could respond with snark:   "Springing Bernie Madoff [or Jerry Sandusky or Charlie Manson -- suit your taste or lack thereof] for our commencement would be difficult."

Or you might note that "Dr. Zimbardo probably paid UPS to be rehabilitated as commencement speaker."

Or be sanguine: "It won't be boring."

Or turn a lemon into lemonade: "It's great to hear from an inadvertent founder of Human Subjects committees."


What is your response to Philip George Zimbardo's speaking at graduation this year?